
I hope that each of you had a wonderful weekend full of fun and pure awesomeness! I had a great weekend! Today’s blog title is brought to you by the Black Eyed Peas Ft Jack Johnson as this pretty much describes my pattern for the next month….so with that…I will get to it.
Erika’s 10 Things I Think I Think –

2. I think it’s sad that people have been putting out false reports of celebrity deaths in the last week since the Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett. Reportedly (none true) Jeff Goldblum, Harrison Ford, Brittany Spears, and George Clooney had all died. Contrary to popular belief…there were no deaths.
3. I actually finished and sent off my Disney Script this week. Apparently the deadline is tomorrow and I had just enough in the tank to bang out a 22 page script for the application. I got it all notarized and shipped off yesterday afternoon. They get a lot of applicants, so the chances of me getting in…about 1%. So in the honorable words of Lloyd Christmas…So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*
4. I think it’s really funny that a guy in my office building literally drives a monster truck to work EVERYDAY… and takes up 3 parking spaces like a supreme d-bag. And the best part…he got a flat tire the other day…talk about nuts. The lug nuts on that damn thing are as big as his head…so I am assuming he had to call a tow truck. I wonder how much those tires cost….First time I’ve ever seen a monster tire go flat….I thought it was nearly impossible.
5. Jordan saw the Jonas Brothers on Disney Channel the other day…and he turned it off. He said and I quote: “The biggest waste of my time…ever. If I could call them douchebags without getting in trouble...I would...” Couldn’t agree more...and he didn't get in trouble.
6. It is so hot here…that walking the 60 feet from my front door to my car is literally a sweaty workout. It is miserable here. Sadly I haven’t been in a pool in about 2 weeks…yeah that needs to change soon.
7. Guess I better pack for my trip this weekend which subsequently is for the week of July 7th also since I am only home for like 1.5 days next week. I hate packing…but I truly hate UNpacking more.
6. It is so hot here…that walking the 60 feet from my front door to my car is literally a sweaty workout. It is miserable here. Sadly I haven’t been in a pool in about 2 weeks…yeah that needs to change soon.
7. Guess I better pack for my trip this weekend which subsequently is for the week of July 7th also since I am only home for like 1.5 days next week. I hate packing…but I truly hate UNpacking more.
8. MTV has some of THE dumbest shows on T.V. This one called “Is she really going out with him?”It is probably the biggest unintentionally funny show ever. A guy literally says “Every gangsta needs a flatiron.” Really….really. These guys definitely live by the code of the chode….what douchebags. Note...MTV is no Longer music television, it should be renamed to: Miserable Television.
9. To the ones sending that horrible text around about Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett….there is something very wrong with you. PLUS in case you forgot…here is my REMINDER….I…HATE…FORWARDED…TEXT….MESSAGES…that is not an open invitation to send me one…I will reply with harsh words.
10. For those not watching…CBS has all of the Harper’s Island show available to watch. It is a great murder mystery type show. If you like that stuff….you’ll love that show. I love it…it is an interesting watch.
Rachael Real Moment – Change…is inevitable. We all go through it, it comes upon us when we least expect it…but often times when we need it. The question is…is it for worse or better at times? Only you can be the judge of your change. Sometimes you need to change your circle of friends, or patterns in your life, or habits. I am choosing to change small things. Nothing about my personality, but definitely my lifestyle and how I approach things on a daily basis. Gone is the naïve guy who bought into people and willing to lend a hand when they asked…only to not get that reciprocated. Gone is the guy who stupidly spends his paycheck on a DVD extravaganza. Now the guy that is coming is the guy who still cares, but kinda keeps some people at a distance. The guy who more than ever cherishes his friends and the good times we spend together. The guy who thinks 10 steps ahead instead of 1. The guy who has his dream within his sights, but needs to learn to aim a little better…I am really focused on the next 6-8 months of my life and how things fit and where it is headed to. I guess turning 30 next year (gulp) has given me a new perspective on things….
9. To the ones sending that horrible text around about Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett….there is something very wrong with you. PLUS in case you forgot…here is my REMINDER….I…HATE…FORWARDED…TEXT….MESSAGES…that is not an open invitation to send me one…I will reply with harsh words.
10. For those not watching…CBS has all of the Harper’s Island show available to watch. It is a great murder mystery type show. If you like that stuff….you’ll love that show. I love it…it is an interesting watch.


Also of note. On NBA 2k9 is swear the Chicago Bulls (which JJ plays with all the time) must house the singlehandedly GREATEST collection of talented players (heed the sarcasm) ever. Derrick Rose…doesn’t miss. Ben Gordon, doesn’t miss a 3 pointer. Joakim Noah has been dubbed “The Cleaner” as he doesn’t miss a rebound and quietly gets 20 rebounds and 10 blocks per game. T2's (both Tyrus and Tim) either shot like madmen or rebound like tards. It sickens me. I hate the Bulls on 2k9 and the person that plays with them.
P.S. Euge, Hope you are feeling better man.



Happy 233rd birthday you wonderful AWESOME Country of Ours

Confessions of a Shopaholic – I saw this movie with my girlfriend the other day…and with these movies I am always skeptical…always. But I LOVE Isla Fisher….she is comedy gold in everything she does.
This movie…was hilarious from start to finish. I haven’t laughed at a chick flick like this in quite some time. It’s not really a chick flick guys it’s just pure and utter comedy.
So I give it 4.5 stars. It’s worth checking out.

1. In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
2. In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
3. In Baltimore, it's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. It's also illegal to take a lion to the movies.
4. The first motion picture copyrighted in the United States showed a man in the act of sneezing.
5. Balneology is the science of swimming pools. Balneologists study problems of heating, cleaning, maintenance, and construction.
6. James Ramsey invented a steam-driven motorboat in 1784. He ran it on the Potomac River, and the event was witnessed by George Washington.
7. In Breton, AL there is a law against riding down the street in a motorboat.
8. A Venetian law decrees that all gondolas must be painted black. The only exceptions are gondolas belonging to high public officials.
9. The name of the 'Love Boat' was the 'Pacific Princess'
10. The phrase "jet lag" was once called "boat lag", back before airplanes existed.
11. Chuck Norris Fact of the day – According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
12. Bonus Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
2. In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
3. In Baltimore, it's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. It's also illegal to take a lion to the movies.
4. The first motion picture copyrighted in the United States showed a man in the act of sneezing.
5. Balneology is the science of swimming pools. Balneologists study problems of heating, cleaning, maintenance, and construction.
6. James Ramsey invented a steam-driven motorboat in 1784. He ran it on the Potomac River, and the event was witnessed by George Washington.
7. In Breton, AL there is a law against riding down the street in a motorboat.
8. A Venetian law decrees that all gondolas must be painted black. The only exceptions are gondolas belonging to high public officials.
9. The name of the 'Love Boat' was the 'Pacific Princess'
10. The phrase "jet lag" was once called "boat lag", back before airplanes existed.
11. Chuck Norris Fact of the day – According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
12. Bonus Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE
- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
- Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does.This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.
- Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."
- Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
- Hi-Lite your shoes.Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.
- While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid.
- Call everyone Madge.
- Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle.When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
- Put a chair facing a printer.Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
- Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask him or her if they want fries with that.
- Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate.Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
- Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.
- Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN."
- Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
- Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks.Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.


Bruno On Conan Part 1 (5:05)
Bruno On Conan Part 2 (5:10)
Cheerleader Toss (:28)
Hidden bud light (:33)
Owned by MILK (:15)
Breaks on Power Transformer (:9)
Tweetboxx Episode 2 (2:23)
Ninja Scare Prank (1:04)
"Three grand essentials to happiness in life are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for." - Joseph Addison
Find your happiness….don’t wait for it to find you.
V Spanish Word of the Day –More from my lovely girlfriend. So today's word…is not actually a word…but more of an observational bit of humor…
Pancho Villa- As in…V that girl in front of you has a moustache. V’s Reply: “We call that the Pancho Villa."
Duly Noted. For the record…for a girl…that moustache was pretty impressive.
Today – I am in the office today. I am working, but not really working. I am at home today with Jordan who will most likely be tired from swim day at Summer Camp, I learned I better feed and bathe him right away when he gets home. Writing, writing, and more writing today. I am almost done with the first draft of my latest writing. P.S. I want revenge JJ...blood money Biatch.
Wednesday – At home working. Watching Stargate and Lord knows what else. Most likely cleaning and getting ready for Friday. Maybe taking Jordan to see Ice Age 3.
Thursday – In the office. Long day of work ahead. I don’t leave the office until 3 and then I am not back in the office until Tuesday.
Friday– At home working. Packing, flying out at 1:30 headed to the Great Northwest of Seattle.
Saturday/Sunday/Monday – These days are up in the air. Not sure what my friends have planned. I am going with the flow. Going to be writing as well and enjoying cooler temperatures. Mental Note…don’t forget to pack a jacket. Monday flag football doubleheader and that’s about it.
Tuesday – In the office and somehow someway going to see my lovely girlfriend before I depart again on Wednesday. Note…this must happen. Oh yeah blogging as well.
Wednesday – At home working. Watching Stargate and Lord knows what else. Most likely cleaning and getting ready for Friday. Maybe taking Jordan to see Ice Age 3.
Thursday – In the office. Long day of work ahead. I don’t leave the office until 3 and then I am not back in the office until Tuesday.
Friday– At home working. Packing, flying out at 1:30 headed to the Great Northwest of Seattle.
Saturday/Sunday/Monday – These days are up in the air. Not sure what my friends have planned. I am going with the flow. Going to be writing as well and enjoying cooler temperatures. Mental Note…don’t forget to pack a jacket. Monday flag football doubleheader and that’s about it.
Tuesday – In the office and somehow someway going to see my lovely girlfriend before I depart again on Wednesday. Note…this must happen. Oh yeah blogging as well.