I hope that you all had a good weekend and that your week is off to a smashing start! Mine is, I am definitely enjoying it. Today’s blog title is brought to you by the New Radicals (from the movie Surf’s Up). So with that, I will jump right to it.
1. I am glad my ex-wife and I are on good terms. Was able to spend a wonderful Mother’s Day with her. We took her to My Big Fat Greek Restaurant and the kids and I got her a perfume she had wanted Viva La Juicy. It was a wonderful afternoon with a wonderful mother to my son.
2. Sorry about the blog bomb last week, will elaborate more below.
3. Season Finale week is my favorite week of television. Definitely gives me something to look forward for next season. Although I do hope Chuck returns next season, that show is DOPE.
4. Haven’t pimped HULU out in a while, so here is my HULU Pimp. Hulu = Dope. The main reason why I am getting rid of cable. Don’t need it when you can HULU your way around!
5. I think I am starting to feel my age. I mean I played two football games last night and I am pretty sore today. Although we lost (One game we were down 33-0, lost 39-29, 4 td’s from me) and the other game we lost 30-26 (one td two extra points) I just feel it now. Either I am in terrible shape or I am just getting old. Guess I better hit the gym harder.
6. Jordan is pressuring me about wanting a little sister, and the more I push him off the trail, the more he finds the scent on a different trail and follows it back to the main subject. Kid won’t quit on the subject.
7. Hiking Camelback Mountain for the first time ever on Thursday, I ought to be really sore on Friday.
8. Castle on ABC might be one of the best shows that won’t be renewed. It’s worth a look if you haven’t seen it.
9. I hate folding laundry. I mean it is the worst. If there was one chore that needs to be eliminated, it’s folding laundry. Makes me wish I was like Kim Kardashian, she doesn’t wear the same clothes twice.
10. Star Trek…was dope. I mean…DOPE. I loved every minute of it. I had an absolute blast watching it and will definitely see it multiple times. If you want to watch a great summer flick (I would compare it much to Iron Man’s awesomeness from last summer) I would check this movie out. I give it 4.5 stars for sure. Amazing.
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar.
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her."
The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
Backfired (hilarious) (:30)
Porta Potty Gauntlet (:44)
Fire Alarm Jam (pretty neat) (1:22) Gets annoying after a second, but it’s cool
69 Dollar Bid (1:29)
Sweet Beer Pong Shots (3:41)
Today – in the office and then going to view homes for my parents so they can hurry up and purchase one. I am sick of going to look damnit!!!! Also writing in the afternoon and maybe going to see Star Trek again tonight. Yes it is that dope.
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